About Impotency and Cures

Of the 29 years (ops! i spilled my age) in my life, the "I" word has never occurred to me. Until it strikes me down like a falling pin. Sex to me was always a breeze, casually homoerotic and spicy affair until he visits...

Putting it in scripts, it should go like this,

*Knock knock*

"Hi, who are you?
"you can call me Mr. I"
"I who?"
"I for I am Impotent"
"What the...?? How may i help you?"
"Just visiting..."
"What the f@@k?!"

*Door Slam & Bolted*

"You can hide but i am still here..." came the muffled sounds behind the door
"What the m***erF@@ker, get the F@@k outta my face!"
"Too bad... I am here to stay"
"@@#$@#$%!%"

*Door double bolted and triple bolted*

"Still here..."
"#@%#$%@!#$%@$@^%%^@%#^"


Like most Singaporean, I'm too shy to visit any psychiatrist. Well... What do you expect me to say? "Hey! I am Gay and my Willy's not working properly?" or "Can you get my hose to spray again like before?"

See? even you get baffled... So after much consideration, i finally go for the most trusted (?) but devilishly effective methods; 'Consultancy program' by my superb sister (names Aloy).

Booked a few "Karaoke" appointments and a few sessions later, she finally concluded that I'm having the work-stressed-thus-no-sex syndrome!

Medication prescribed would include;
1a) The Classic V (Viagra) if i am having a TOP day;
1b) The Omnipotent P (Poppers) if i am having a BTM day;
2) Use either med a or b (not both at the same time!!!) and mix them well with a handful of Hunks;
3) Throw in a bucket of condoms (Preferred Latex Slim);
4) Add a few globs of KY lube
5) Stuff everything inside a dark room and wait for the mixture to STEAM!
6) Body rub and groping will hasten the process.

Note:
a) Repeat item 3 to 6 if the first treatment does not succeed until exhaustion kicks in.
b) Medication also valid for patients not suffering from the work-stressed-thus-no-sex syndrome

Till now, i have yet to try out this piece of unconventional curing methods... and still wondering if it works...